Rabu, 29 Januari 2014

Riders
Four old gents were discussing the results of their golf games.
The first guy Barry ,said, "I had three riders today."
The second Craig ,bent over guy said, "I had the most riders ever. I had five."
The third old man Mike said, "I did about the same. I had seven riders, the same
as last time."

The last one Dunny  said, "I beat my old record. I had 12 riders today. Aren't you fellers proud of me"?
After they went into the men's locker room, a lady club member that had heard the old gents talking about their game went to the pro and said, "I have been playing golf here for a lot of years and thought I knew all the terminology of the game, but what in the world is a rider"?
The pro said, "A rider is when you hit the ball far enough to get in the golf cart and ride to it."
 
A guy walks into the doctor's office and says,

"DDDDDoc, I've bbbeen stut-stuttterrrering for Ye-yeears, and
IIII'm tired of it. Ca-ca-caan yoooou hellllp me?"

The doc says, "Well, I'll have to examine you to see what's going
on."

So he examines him, and says, "Well I think I know what the
problem is."

The guy asks, "We-we-well wwwhat is it, dddoc?

The doctor replies, "Well, it's your penis, it's about a foot
long and all the down pressure is putting strain on your vocal
cords."

The guy asks, "Wwwhaat ca-can we dddo?"

The doctor says, "Well, I can cut it off and transplant a shorter
one."

The guy replies, "DDDDDoooo it!"

The guy has the operation and three weeks later, he comes back
into the doctor's office and says,

"Doc, you solved the problem and I don't stutter anymore, but
I've only had sex once in the past three weeks. My wife doesn't
like it anymore. She liked it better with my long one. I don't
care if I have to stutter, I want you to put my long one back
on."

The doctor says, "NNNNope a ddddeal's aaa dddddeal!!!

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